That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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