I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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