My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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