Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I want to make a zoo with you.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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