Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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