I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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