Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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