i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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