its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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