Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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