Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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