Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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