Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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