So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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