you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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