Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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