I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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