:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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