I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
