My brain says no but my pants say off.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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