Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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