Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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