ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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