I just pynch a tree in the face
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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