i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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