She is in my trunk
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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