She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We have started to decorate penises.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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