i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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