do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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