I hate your face
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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