her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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