We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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