I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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