We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
How's work?
Spinning.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
