why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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