Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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