i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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