you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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