Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Everyone says I win the strip club
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
