Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
