can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
3pm strippers are depressing
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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