he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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