I want to have your abortion
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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