What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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