She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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