Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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