How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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