If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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