I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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