I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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