I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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